Banditas (2006)
Reviewer: Rissi C.
Hollywood cannot seem to get their act together and make something that is
original. Bank robbers pulling off high-class heists or characters robbing for
benefit of the less fortunate is an old concept. Still, never
have any of them been quite as fun as this rip-roaring old-time western with two
females as the leading protagonists.
Turn-of-the-century Mexico finds land barons buying up (with an unhealthy dose
of persuasion as motivation) copious amounts of land in the name of progress. The
train is about to come through the territory and no one can stop it,
especially the small-town farmers who make the town run. But without the wealth or education to fight it, their safety and that of their
family must come first. Anyone who owes the bank money and lives along the
proposed rail line is evicted. Impetuous but without substantial means, Maria
Alvarez (Penelope Cruz) is the daughter of one of the local farmers whose way of
life has been disrupted. The only home she has ever known is burned to the
ground and her father left for dead. With good reason, she wants to take down the
ruthless man (Dwight Yoakam) behind this bribery.
Wealthy
heiress Sara Sandoval (Selma Hayek) may not have a vested interest in the lives
being ruined by the coming railway but when she finds her father’s body
lifeless on the floor of his office, and Jackson lurking nearby, she is angry
enough to rob a bank... one of the banks her father owned. Coincidently a
robbery is already in progress when Sara bursts onto the scene: Maria beat her
to it, for much different reasons. The more Sara learns, the less she likes
– and she isn’t just a pretty face; she knows how to properly handle knives.
Nervous enough around guns that she gets the hiccups while Maria cannot swim,
the two girls realize they are better working together than against each other,
and although they are totally different and bicker like schoolgirls, they
conspire to do battle with Jackson by robbing
banks. With the help of Bill Buck (Sam Sheppard), they are prepared to do
whatever it takes. Along the way they pick up a third member in the form of
criminology specialist Quentin (Steve Zahn).
Strictly in
terms of script, this reminded me greatly of
American Outlaws, which chronicles a lighter version of the infamous
outlaw Jesse James, a movie I happen to be very fond of.
Bandidas is really funny while projecting itself to be something entirely
different. Satire may
not even be the proper word to encompass this script. It is silly,
almost slapstick during many of the shenanigans as experienced during a brawl
between the girls – in the sacred foyer of the church, no less! (This is a
little over-the-top) Sill, there is also some heart behind the story through
Maria and Sara’s friendship – something that grows into a genuine relationship.
During their quest to do good by their fellow citizens, the girls learn some
valuable lessons about teamwork and friendship. Most of the costuming is also
gorgeous, even though the girls are mainly dressed in western wear; the detail
on Sara’s clothing, especially is lovely. Combining the elements (humor and the
1800’s west) writers did was an interesting mix of genres – maybe even a bit
risky but it works. Visiting the old-west was never so fun.
Sexual Content:
The girls dress suggestively at times (unlaced
camisoles, suggestive corsets) but not nearly to the extent the promotional material
would have us believe. There are a few instances of innuendo (the girls discuss
being “with a man” or seeing one naked), but the worst scene occurs when while
dressed in typical showgirl costumes they tie a man naked to his bed (his nude
behind is seen and frontal nudity is barely avoided when they push him onto the
bed where his hat later covers his privates), take pictures, straddle him and
sensually tease him with kisses, all to gather information. By certain camera
angles and staging it was carefully made to appear that the two girls were
making-out as Sara attempts to show Maria the “art” of proper kissing. (This
becomes a running joke as to which girl gives the better kiss.)
Language:
Profanity is scattered but includes some uses of b*tch, GD, etc.
Violence:
Like any western there is some gunfire, which rarely results in death (three men do die).
Other:
Smoking and drinking.