Zombie crewman, infamous scoundrels, and everyone's favorite
rum-soaked pirate have returned in an adventure that proves
entertaining but is not nearly as magnificent as it could
have been.
When Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) sets foot in fair
London-town for the first time, he is astounded and more a
little displeased to discover he is being impersonated.
Whilst attempting to find the scurvy cur who would dare
disparage his good name, he runs afoul of Barbossa (Geoffrey
Rush), who has become a "privateer" for the Royal Navy. His
Majesty (and the Spanish too) are in search of the famed
Fountain of Youth and have heard that Jack has a map to its
location. Or had, having had it recently pilfered. Jack
manages to escape the royal guards only to run into an old
friend, Angelica (Penelope Cruz), who shanghais him on board
Blackbeard's ship. Jack's intended mutiny goes bad but does
introduce him to the infamous pirate (Ian McShane), who
insists on Jack leading them to said source of liquid
eternal life.
In order to make good use of the Fountain first a single
mermaid's tear must be obtained... and the underwater folk
are not very accommodating. Throw in a missionary (Sam
Claflin) who finds it hard to believe Blackbeard has a soul
worth saving, a zombie crew on board the Queen's Revenge,
and the mysterious fate of the Black Pearl and the adventure
has only just begun.
The first Pirates is one of my all-time favorite movies: it
was original and exciting, cleverly written, beautifully
directed, and had more twists and turns than one of Jack's
long-winded explanations. It began a love affair between
audiences everywhere and the memorable characters, the most
notable of which being Jack Sparrow. This fourth installment
in the franchise has plenty of Jack and some nice character
consistencies with previous installments (it is particularly
amusing to note that Barbossa has not lost his taste for
green apples) but for some reason it did not hit all the
right notes with me. I expected more humor than there was;
while there are a few laughs and an occasionally brilliant
line, it is nothing like the sheer hilarity of previous
installments, which at times had me laughing so hard that
much like Miss Swann in her corset, I couldn't breathe.
There is also a little bit of doubt concerning the character
of Jack Sparrow -- in all previous movies he was mostly out
to look after only his own interests, and innocent
bystanders can hang, but here he seems a little too
concerned with other people to be believable.
However, there are some notable things about the script --
it is a bit awkward at the start but the pace settles in
when we reach the high seas and by the end it had proven a
rollicking adventure. There are a lot of fun and unnerving
moments but by far the best scene involves the mermaids --
everything about them is mysterious, haunting, and sinister.
History is muddied significantly. It's not a very kind
depiction of the English but paints the Spaniards in an
equally harsh light. I was pleasantly surprised by the
depiction of faith through Philip, the missionary.
Throughout, he is noble and kind, speaks reverently of
faith, and is the only man to show compassion to a captured
mermaid. Even before benefitting from his kindness, she
senses that he is "different" from the others, a much better
man. Some might be offended by him falling in love with a
mermaid (he claims God must have created her) but I loved
their subplot.
Supernatural events are, as usual, present, both in the form
of mermaids and Blackbeard's familiarity with voodoo. His
officers are comprised of zombies (this is never expounded
on) and it is said that he reanimated himself from the dead.
He makes a little doll of Jack and tortures it for fun, with
Jack suffering literal repercussions. The Fountain is
presented as a means of eternal life (religious individuals
denounce it as "pagan"); it removes the life from one and
gives it to another. Whether or not you will enjoy this film
is hard to predict; it depends on your expectations. I went
in expecting more than I received, so I was a tad
disappointed. It is not going to appeal to everyone and may
even offend on some levels depending on your stance on
feminism, but I enjoyed it overall.
Sexual Content:
Many sexual innuendos; topless mermaids (their hair covers
anything too inappropriate); we see bare backs and sides.
Language:
Frequent but mild, consisting mostly of minor swear words
and "b**stard."
Violence:
Swordfights, men being shot, attempted hangings, burned
alive, etc. Mermaids drag men into the sea; conversation
references them eating sailors.